December 2011
teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
glee
finn: i love you rachal
rachel: i love you too rachel
kurt: i have the gay all of you come have the gay with me
blaine: gay
mercedes: tots
tina: ching
mike: chong
quinn: babby
santana: i love vagina
brittany: idk what that is
artie: /rolls
puck: i love old women
mr schue: I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF YOU
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It...
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Wooden tit
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imjustbeinghonest:
contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
You lot are all weirdo’s.
– My mum on all of the Tumblr users (via sassygaysam)